Have you ever seen the commercials for Tax Masters?
They feature Tax Masters founder Patrick R. Cox pitching the services for folks with tax issues, blah, blah, blah...
I can't do anything but focus on that man's beard! It is its own being. It lives! I bow to its majesty! I don't think Mr. Cox has a beard, but rather the beard has Mr. Cox. He lives off the beard like a Remora that mooches off a shark.
Mr. Cox's beard, my hat goes off to you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.